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DAN HALLO, AKA, ZOILUS

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Let's Make Fun of How Stupid The Sarah Palin pundits are and leave Sarah alone! :: Wahhhhaaaa :: What did she ever do to any of you! :: Wahhhhaaaaaaa. [Pictures and Video]

Thu Sep 4, 2008 1:59 PM EDT
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By Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

I like gum.

Feel the raw power between your legs!

The Warriors?

Good times and fast cars.

I Knew I smelled FISH.

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I wasn't alive to see Michelangelo paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. I wasn't born yet when The Beatles toured. And I probably won't ever get out to see that Japanese dude eat all them hotdogs. But goddamn, seeing Jon Stewart at his absolute best running circles around cable news douchebags is almost as good.

No, I didn't see Michelangelo paint. But I did see the Beatles. And could care less about how many Hot dogs a person can eat... But this is good.

Let us bow down to the humor gods and celebrate the ridiculousness of the clown party, AKA the GOP.
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Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

You can't write fiction so bazaar as the Republicans live their reality. Soap Opera writers would be fired on the spot for submitting a script like the GOP RNC and the "Choice" of McCains VP!

  • 8 votes
Reply#1 - Thu Sep 4, 2008 2:04 PM EDT
Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

Not while chewing gum and talking out of the side of my mouth at the same time. :)

  • 2 votes
#1.1 - Sun Sep 7, 2008 10:52 AM EDT
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Constitutional Patriot

Wow.............Can anyone say "doublespeak"??????????

  • 8 votes
Reply#2 - Thu Sep 4, 2008 3:51 PM EDT
Trevor Fitzright

Can we please make everybody see this and then continue the discussions?
GOLDEN material. Jon Stewart for President! Oh wait..

  • 7 votes
Reply#3 - Thu Sep 4, 2008 4:41 PM EDT
Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

On that first picture..can you read what her shirt says? I'm not sure but I think it says "I may be broke but I'm not flat busted!" But I'm not sure. LOL

  • 7 votes
#3.1 - Thu Sep 4, 2008 7:48 PM EDT
bondibox

Indeed, that's what the shirt appears to say.

  • 3 votes
#3.2 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 12:40 PM EDT
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lauhal

Hilarious!

  • 6 votes
Reply#4 - Thu Sep 4, 2008 6:51 PM EDT
Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

Why is She not being laughed at on every channel if the media is picking on her?

  • 4 votes
#4.1 - Thu Sep 4, 2008 7:43 PM EDT
Jimster

This should be used verbatum for a political ad, maybe moveon.org or something for a little distance.

Hoisted on their own pitards, love it!

  • 3 votes
#4.2 - Thu Sep 4, 2008 8:33 PM EDT
lauhal

I don't care what anyone says...she's hawt!

  • 5 votes
#4.3 - Thu Sep 4, 2008 11:04 PM EDT
Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

If I took the proper precautions, I'd do it, but I like sex. I know some people like to think sex is for just making babies, sure must sucks to be them....

  • 4 votes
#4.4 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 1:32 AM EDT
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nearing

Ha! Dan, you crack me up!

Hypocrisy is what the GOP does best.

  • 6 votes
Reply#5 - Thu Sep 4, 2008 7:50 PM EDT
Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

Oh Hypocrisy, thy name is Republican.

  • 5 votes
#5.1 - Thu Sep 4, 2008 7:59 PM EDT
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Chum

Best. Video. Ever.

  • 3 votes
Reply#6 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 10:30 AM EDT
Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

It really is, I look at it every time I need a giggle fix. Do you think that Sarah Palin looks like Tammy Faye Baker, or is it just me?

  • 3 votes
#6.1 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 10:46 AM EDT
Chum

yes, there is an unfortunate resemblance.

  • 3 votes
#6.2 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 10:52 AM EDT
Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

Yes, I think Tammy should sue.

  • 3 votes
#6.3 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 11:01 AM EDT
lauhal

Tammy is no longer with us.

  • 5 votes
#6.4 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 12:53 PM EDT
Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

Well sure, now I feel bad for making jokes, thanks, I really needed to to hear that.... Here's a good example of why ignorance can be considered as bliss....

They also say that misery is sweet, and loves company, so I'm going to find some sad someone to have a beer with..... Good By.

  • 2 votes
#6.5 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 1:18 PM EDT
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happygirl-361049Restored

Dan Hallo & Chum.......two scared little boys I see? Who are you that looks so Grand ? Mutt & Jeff, or is it Bevis & Butt head? You sound so ignorant! I'm guessing like a few others you two are scared" s---less " to see a woman of guts make her way to the White House! Fess up !!!!!!

  • 1 vote
Reply#7 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 8:21 PM EDT
Chum

I am a woman, sunnydaz. I'd actually be very happy to see a woman in the Presidency, but not Palin. Molly Ivins would have been my first pick years ago. Ann Richards could have been incredible.

Kathleen Sebelius and Janet Napolitano are good possibilities too.

I disagree with Palin's politics.

  • 3 votes
#7.1 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 10:30 PM EDT
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Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

sunnydaz

You're a bigot who is so afraid of the prospect of a Black man as President that you'd back satan to run agaist him if you thought he had a chance, and who thinks that everyone is just as big of a bigot as you are. I would welcome any well qualified person to run for President. Little Sarah is not such a person. [Why doesn't Alaska have an Intuit (Eskimo) Governor yet?] I'd like to see a Native American Women as president someday, maybe married to a Japanese Muslim man and have a few adopted Jewish children and a flaming gay Black transvestite dwarf as VP. Then I would know America has made some progress. That must scare the living @!$%# out of a person like you. :)

  • 2 votes
#7.3 - Sun Sep 7, 2008 11:08 AM EDT
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Chum

Dang, Dan, I took too long to respond. I assume you deleted that comment. How do you do it?

  • 3 votes
Reply#8 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 10:32 PM EDT
Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

It's all in the wrist. Do you want to bring it back? You call it. I had a secret hope that Obama would choose Caroline Kennedy for his running mate. :)

  • 3 votes
#8.1 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 10:34 PM EDT
Chum

Seriously, I don't know how to delete a comment.

Molly Ivins or Ann Richards would have been awesome (back in the day).

  • 2 votes
#8.2 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 10:42 PM EDT
Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

When it's your article there is a little icon of a trash-can next to the "!" button and the the button to vote an article up on each post.

  • 2 votes
#8.3 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 10:52 PM EDT
Chum

D'oh! Thanks!

  • 2 votes
#8.4 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 11:13 PM EDT
Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

"D'oh", so that's how you spell that! Thanks. :)

  • 2 votes
#8.5 - Fri Sep 5, 2008 11:19 PM EDT
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happygirl-361049

Sorry Danny, you do not scare me. I have in fact a few friends who are black. I'm not here to talk about color because I see none. Palin is here and will NOT go away any time soon. So put on your BIG BOY PANTS for the ride of your life! I too would have liked to seen Caroline Kennedy run but, with her family's losses it would have been a poor choice on her part. Just glad the Uncle isn't running. I do wish him well in his recovery however.

    Reply#9 - Sun Sep 7, 2008 7:00 PM EDT
    Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

    I don't want to scare anyone, conservatives are plenty afraid on their own without any help from me. And you can be a bigot and not be a racist, but you can't be a racist without also being a bigot. It's not an attack, just an observation It's one of their main elements that define the social cognition of a political conservative

  • Fear and aggression
  • Dogmatism and intolerance of ambiguity
  • Uncertainty avoidance
  • Need for cognitive closure
  • Terror management

    I don't know why you are saying you're sorry, Far-Right conservative are only sorry for getting caught, not for anything they ever do. They see it as a sign of weakness to apologize.

    Your Ethical Appeal (ethos) together with your Emotional Appeal (pathos) is an attempt to establish a semblance of (credibility), coupled with your. So put on your BIG BOY PANTS for the ride of your life! remark, is just your attempt to draw me into some emotional response. If you have something useful to contribute which defeats anything I said, let's here it -- preferably without snide and unwarranted personal attacks. But this just shows how afraid you are, you don't need to be a profiler for the CIA to be able to see that.

    • 4 votes
    #9.1 - Sun Sep 7, 2008 8:03 PM EDT
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    happygirl-361049

    Ok Danno! You think you have the answers for everyone well........got news for you! Not! One cannot expect emotion from another who has no emotion. Do NOT put me in a Category with anyone else until you know who I am and how I feel about things. All your intellectual words are a screen to hide who you really want to be. SMART! Put away the dictionary ok? You've been copying others comments!

      Reply#10 - Tue Sep 9, 2008 5:04 AM EDT
      Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

      You've been copying others comments!No, that and this, is just me talking here. Or things I learned in life and school, things like that. That have become a part of me, only because I have learned them, you do understand that, don't you? This is how we grow and become better, this is why we are here. If your not growing and learning, your stagnating and dying. Put away the dictionary ok? Why don't you find a dictionary and use it for a change. It might do you a world of good to open up your mind some... There are also other books i'm assuming you could read as well, "BOOKS", these are things we hide in these places called libraries to keep knowledge from people like you. You think you're deep and unfathomable? LOL Your very common to your type, nothing special about you accept in your own delusions. It is an axiom, "Look it up" that some people are incapable of recognizing the higher qualities in others because they don't have them inside themselves to begin with, they have no reverence.

      Culture is the pursuit toward total perfection from the best which has been thought, or said in the world. Matthew Arnold. One of the many people in this world who have lived and live, who are smarter then me, and who I admire, who were thoughtful enough to write things down in books for me to read, so I could become become smarter. You're handicapped and don't even know it. But don't take my word for it

      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be." --Thomas Jefferson to Charles Yancey, 1816.

      You go ahead and vote for someone you can relate to, within the level of your understanding, someone you can have a beer with or go bowling with, or enjoy a conversation with at a Tupperware party. My standards for a Leader are for someone better then myself, or why bother following them at all.

      Oh I almost forgot,One cannot expect emotion from another who has no emotion. I never have. Where did you get the impression I was appealing to human qualities you so obviously don't have, empathy? I know pure ego when I see, again you over estimate yourself.

      "I sincerely... believe... in the general existence of a moral instinct. I think it the brightest gem with which the human character is studded, and the want of it as more degrading than the most hideous of the bodily deformities." --Thomas Jefferson to Thomas Law, 1814.

      Or to put it in more colloquial terms, Beauty is only skin deep.

      • 2 votes
      #10.1 - Tue Sep 9, 2008 6:21 AM EDT
      Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

      I, hadn't had my coffee yet, I tend to be cranky in the morning until I do ...LOL.

      • 3 votes
      #10.2 - Tue Sep 9, 2008 6:32 AM EDT
      happygirl-361049

      Dano, I think you are cranky period. I'am so thankful to be who I am and nothing like you. Yes,I may be simple and plain to you and I actually take that as a compliment from you! I indeed know other "beings" like you and the best thing for both of us is if I turn my back and walk away from your stupidity and insults. I do not carry the ego you speak of. I for sure am very satisfied and comfortable in who I am. I don't need to put down people like you, you do that on your own.I'm by nature a VERY easy going person, and I listen to reason when I hear it. I love to learn anything that will make me a better person as well. You do not corner the market on that. Save your comments, I'm closing out yours!

        #10.3 - Tue Sep 9, 2008 6:04 PM EDT
        Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

        Well you began with the derogatory and inflammatory statement Dan Hallo & Chum.......two scared little boys I see? The when you said; So put on your BIG BOY PANTS for the ride of your life! I didn't expect the merry-go-round at the Kiddy Park. It was your challenge. If you can't stand the heat, get naked and roll around in the mud you sling. None of stuck on me.

        • 3 votes
        #10.4 - Tue Sep 9, 2008 6:20 PM EDT
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